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Walker Penfield

The case for raising student activity fees

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The case for raising student activity fees

Walker Penfield
| OPINION | 04/23/2023

“To support equitable opportunities for community building, recreation, and student services, it is paramount that we continue to support and expand student-run programming. But the reality is that our current budget is inadequate to do this, disempowering students. It’s time to reevaluate student activity fees.”

“To support equitable opportunities for community building, recreation, and student services, it is paramount that we continue to support and expand student-run programming. But the reality is that our current budget is inadequate to do this, disempowering students. It’s time to reevaluate student activity fees.”

“We’re a basketball school now!!” says beleaguered student entering Firestone Library

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“We’re a basketball school now!!” says beleaguered student entering Firestone Library

Walker Penfield
| HUMOR | 03/21/2023

HUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.

HUMOR: After the Tigers’ historic victory, President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 swiftly moved to disband the Department of Operations Research & Financial Engineering, whose probabilistic modeling erroneously predicted the Arizona Wildcats would come out on top.

Nassau Hall to be picked up, walked around campus, and dropped back off

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Nassau Hall to be picked up, walked around campus, and dropped back off

Walker Penfield
| HUMOR | 02/09/2023

HUMOR: President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 told the Daily PrintsAnything that he is “excited to wave out at onlookers from his office window and reconnect with the charm of the Princeton campus.” 

HUMOR: President Christopher Eisgruber ’83 told the Daily PrintsAnything that he is “excited to wave out at onlookers from his office window and reconnect with the charm of the Princeton campus.” 

Long Live Wilcox! Community members gather in memory of Wilcox dining hall

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Long Live Wilcox! Community members gather in memory of Wilcox dining hall

Walker Penfield
| HUMOR | 01/30/2023

HUMOR: “Despite its passing, Wilcox Hall’s legacy will live on. Its absence will be felt by all who knew it, and its memory will be cherished for years to come. Or at least weeks. Long live the refined Wilcox Pizza. Long live the illustrious Wilcox Salad Bar. Long live the supple Wilcox Chicken. You shall never be forgotten.”

HUMOR: “Despite its passing, Wilcox Hall’s legacy will live on. Its absence will be felt by all who knew it, and its memory will be cherished for years to come. Or at least weeks. Long live the refined Wilcox Pizza. Long live the illustrious Wilcox Salad Bar. Long live the supple Wilcox Chicken. You shall never be forgotten.”

Campus cockroaches seek unionization in light of First College destruction

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Campus cockroaches seek unionization in light of First College destruction

Walker Penfield
| HUMOR | 11/01/2022

Union organizers hope to secure new and improved living arrangements in Butler College for displaced cockroaches as soon as possible; however, fears loom around possible retaliation from University officials. 

Union organizers hope to secure new and improved living arrangements in Butler College for displaced cockroaches as soon as possible; however, fears loom around possible retaliation from University officials. 

Remaining walkways around campus to be turned into obstacle courses for ‘engaging’ student commutes

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Remaining walkways around campus to be turned into obstacle courses for ‘engaging’ student commutes

Walker Penfield
| HUMOR | 10/03/2022

HUMOR: Forbes College resident Ann Nex ’26 said she feels “thoroughly entertained” by the series of swinging blades that she must carefully hop through on her way past the Lewis Arts Complex.

HUMOR: Forbes College resident Ann Nex ’26 said she feels “thoroughly entertained” by the series of swinging blades that she must carefully hop through on her way past the Lewis Arts Complex.

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