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The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
The following content is purely satirical and entirely fictional.
I fear that you may be the only people left to help us, since you know firsthand what the disease of “hard work” and the “grindset” can do to a once-flourishing campus.
I fear that you may be the only people left to help us, since you know firsthand what the disease of “hard work” and the “grindset” can do to a once-flourishing campus.
“My job is to keep our pure community safe from the oar tuggers and piss drinkers of the world,” Cottage President Ronald J. Clump ‘26 said. “We’re going to build a beautiful barrier, one of the best you’ve ever seen. A massive monument to our, quite frankly, wonderful members.”
“My job is to keep our pure community safe from the oar tuggers and piss drinkers of the world,” Cottage President Ronald J. Clump ‘26 said. “We’re going to build a beautiful barrier, one of the best you’ve ever seen. A massive monument to our, quite frankly, wonderful members.”
“I’m excited to take Intro to the Dewey Decimal System,” noted Libby Rarian ’29. “I’ve heard it’s supposed to get really exciting once we get to 749-Furniture and Accessories.” Other notable courses students on campus have been raving about include “Cursive: What’s It Good For?”, “Balancing a Checkbook,” and “A Complete History of Sundials.”
“I’m excited to take Intro to the Dewey Decimal System,” noted Libby Rarian ’29. “I’ve heard it’s supposed to get really exciting once we get to 749-Furniture and Accessories.” Other notable courses students on campus have been raving about include “Cursive: What’s It Good For?”, “Balancing a Checkbook,” and “A Complete History of Sundials.”
After the recent announcement of the Class of 2029 Pre-read selection, anthropology professor Colin Huver has expressed interest in getting his book, “The Crimson Throne of Glass Houses and Forbidden Fire” named as the Class of 2030 Pre-read.
After the recent announcement of the Class of 2029 Pre-read selection, anthropology professor Colin Huver has expressed interest in getting his book, “The Crimson Throne of Glass Houses and Forbidden Fire” named as the Class of 2030 Pre-read.
Princeton Preview is upon us. Here are our top tips to make this Preview Day an unforgettable experience.
Princeton Preview is upon us. Here are our top tips to make this Preview Day an unforgettable experience.
The complex was originally discovered by an on-campus team headed by Professor Sigmund Fraud, recently dubbed “most in need of getting laid” by a campus-wide student survey. The complex is characterized by an unusual attraction to the parent of the opposite sex and a very normal hatred of the parent of the same sex.
The complex was originally discovered by an on-campus team headed by Professor Sigmund Fraud, recently dubbed “most in need of getting laid” by a campus-wide student survey. The complex is characterized by an unusual attraction to the parent of the opposite sex and a very normal hatred of the parent of the same sex.