SATIRE: A closer investigation from The Daily PrintsAnything reveals that the essay was in fact only 19 pages in length before Ell added in a 1.5 inch left margin and seven page-long figures.
SATIRE: A closer investigation from The Daily PrintsAnything reveals that the essay was in fact only 19 pages in length before Ell added in a 1.5 inch left margin and seven page-long figures.
SATIRE: “I drew the two little lines on my graph and it says we should just keep increasing prices until students simply stop demanding isolation housing,” said Eno Vative ’25
SATIRE: “I drew the two little lines on my graph and it says we should just keep increasing prices until students simply stop demanding isolation housing,” said Eno Vative ’25
SATIRE: All future admissions letters will simply state, “Congratulations! On behalf of Princeton University I am delighted to acknowledge your application.”
SATIRE: All future admissions letters will simply state, “Congratulations! On behalf of Princeton University I am delighted to acknowledge your application.”
SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
