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Austria Merritt

Punxsutawney Phil’s Decree

The groundhog predicts six more weeks of terrible Princeton winter.

Punxsutawney Phil’s Decree

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 3 hours ago

We are all under the mercy of the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil.

We are all under the mercy of the groundhog Punxsutawney Phil.

Forbes Vs. The Elements

Forbes Vs. The Elements

Forbes Vs. The Elements

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 02/22/2024

The Water Cycle

Panel 1: A student works on the computer with a water bottle next to them, and arrow points to panel 2. Panel 2: The student shakes the water bottle and states, "Huh, empty"; an arrow points to the next panel. Panel 3: The student is shown in a Lord of the Rings like cloak holding the lantern and the water bottle. The door is swinging open and the background is darkness. An arrow points to panel 4. Panel 4: The student is running so fast in the hallway in their pajamas and cloak. Zoom! An arrow points to panel 5. Panel 5: The student fills up their water bottle in the filtered sink faucet. An arrow points to panel 6. Panel 6: Water pours into the students mouth and the word "Hydration" is spelled out with sparkles. An arrow points to panel 1.

The Water Cycle

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 11/13/2023

The Duality of Dining

Panel 1: ROMA (in Harry Potter font). The dining hall is filled with Harry Potter characters and Princeton students dressed like wizards. Panel 2: YEH-NCW (in Back to the Future font). There is an alien in the center/outside circular room. A guy is flying on a hoverboard and there are robots. Einstein is sitting next to two Princeton students. The next table over has Barbie and Oppenheimer.

The Duality of Dining

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 10/31/2023

Late Meal Lunch Rush

Panel 1: Hand holding a green phone reading "Your order number xxxxxxxxm is done and ready to be picked up." The person holding the phone says "Wow my order is done! That was fast! I love Tiger Dash" and "I'll pick it up, should only take a few minutes!" Panel 2: Frist late meal is crowded and the student from before is looking up from sea of people with a worried expression. Food is flying and there is fire. The text bubbles read, "Next!!", "The soda machine is out!", "Get in line!", and "My order is missing :^( ".

Late Meal Lunch Rush

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 10/03/2023

PEV Restrictions

Panel 1: "Monday through Friday 3:59pm". Two friends walk down the sidewalk laughing with boba. The sun is shining. Panel 2: "Monday through Friday 4:00pm" Three students on scooters zoom by knocking the two friends into the air. Boba is flying. Panel 3: The two friends stand with shocked expressions. Their boba is spilled on the ground and they are covered in tire tracks. The end.

PEV Restrictions

Austria Merritt

| CARTOON | 09/25/2023

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