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200+ future humanities majors enroll in CHM 201 this semester

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200+ future humanities majors enroll in CHM 201 this semester

Andrew Johnson
| HUMOR | 09/13/2022

HUMOR: “I just know that witnessing a world-renowned scientist read the syllabus straight from his slides will set me on the path to an ORFE degree,” said N. Janeer ’26, who will declare Slavic Languages and Literature next semester.

HUMOR: “I just know that witnessing a world-renowned scientist read the syllabus straight from his slides will set me on the path to an ORFE degree,” said N. Janeer ’26, who will declare Slavic Languages and Literature next semester.

'Philosophy with the body in it'

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'Philosophy with the body in it'

Andrew Johnson
| THE PROSPECT | 03/21/2022

“I found myself in an intimidatingly silent studio dotted with students deep in serene contemplation, forming a perfect circle between the colossal window and mirror.” Contributing Writer Andrew Johnson reflects on his first foray into dance classes at Princeton.

“I found myself in an intimidatingly silent studio dotted with students deep in serene contemplation, forming a perfect circle between the colossal window and mirror.” Contributing Writer Andrew Johnson reflects on his first foray into dance classes at Princeton.

Professor incorrectly used right to free speech, claims Princeton Closed Campus Coalition

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Professor incorrectly used right to free speech, claims Princeton Closed Campus Coalition

Andrew Johnson
| HUMOR | 01/24/2022

SATIRE: “How can the Aristotelians on this campus express their traditional geocentric values in such a toxic atmosphere?” asked Jane Doe, spokesperson of the PCCC. 

SATIRE: “How can the Aristotelians on this campus express their traditional geocentric values in such a toxic atmosphere?” asked Jane Doe, spokesperson of the PCCC. 

Bringing back Broadway: Princeton artists and students return to New York City theaters

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Bringing back Broadway: Princeton artists and students return to New York City theaters

Andrew Johnson
| THE PROSPECT | 11/28/2021

After months with the curtains drawn closed, theaters in New York City have finally been welcoming back artists and audiences. Among the returners are Princeton’s students and professional artists who are excited to be in the room yet also cognizant that so much has changed for live theater.

After months with the curtains drawn closed, theaters in New York City have finally been welcoming back artists and audiences. Among the returners are Princeton’s students and professional artists who are excited to be in the room yet also cognizant that so much has changed for live theater.

Princeton names new residential colleges, but with 50 year expiration date in case they regret it later

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Princeton names new residential colleges, but with 50 year expiration date in case they regret it later

Andrew Johnson
| HUMOR | 10/26/2021

SATIRE: “Times are changing pretty fast and stuff, so the board thought it best to give the next generation of Princetonians, 50 years from now, some opportunity to revisit and clean up the University’s legacy a little bit. Just in case,” Eisgruber wrote.

SATIRE: “Times are changing pretty fast and stuff, so the board thought it best to give the next generation of Princetonians, 50 years from now, some opportunity to revisit and clean up the University’s legacy a little bit. Just in case,” Eisgruber wrote.

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