Opinion

Stumbling on social issues

To Canadians and many around the world, the American election is one of America’s greatest entertainment exports. Mitt Romney’s binders, Sarah Palin’s ignorance and Joe Biden’s foul mouth are great comedy. The tragedy is that these people are successfully vying to be the most powerful people in the world. It’s a tragi-comedic epic.

On eating clubs

Whenever I come home from Princeton on a break, I get the same barrage of questions that I’m sure all college students face — about classes, friends, extracurriculars. But the question that I get most often — both from adult relatives and friends at other colleges — is more specific to Princeton. “Have you joined an eating club yet?” “What even are they, anyway?” “Is that like a special club for people who like eating?”

Editorial: Drawbacks of dual-club bicker

This past week, the Interclub Council (ICC) has announced a plan to implement a new bicker system for all the clubs. According to the ICC, the proposal has three goals: to increase the accessibility of the Street to underclassmen, to synchronize the notification system of Bicker and to introduce a dual-club Bicker system that would allow students to bicker up to two clubs in one bicker season. Though we do not find fault with the first two goals, we do have concerns with the third, the dual-club Bicker system.

The worst idea ever

I don’t care if you call it “getting hosed” or “getting your third choice,” the reality is the same: Students will be denied membership into the selective clubs.

Cartoon: Alternative campus transportation

Identity, conformity and tolerance

It was my slightly Americanized accent. After seven months in New Jersey, my voice had changed. My English friends could hear it and thought it was hilarious. I had no idea. And I was a little worried. I didn’t want to change.

I am what I wear

Thankfully, our campus doesn’t contain or produce many individuals who feel entitled to criticize strangers’ outfits. Such criticism is generally recognized as antisocial behavior. On the other hand, students don’t always have the same sensitivity when it comes to their friends’ clothes.

Cartoon: Reelection

Letter to the Editor: Nov. 9, 2012

I write to solicit nominations for the Pyne Prize, the highest general distinction the University confers upon an undergraduate, which will be awarded on Alumni Day, Saturday, Feb. 23, 2013.

Dysfunctional family

A five-hour flight can be unbearably long, especially with overly reclined backseats and a honeymooning couple that was determined to transform a fairly grimy experience into romantic wayfaring.

Editorial: Response to Sandy

A week ago, Hurricane Sandy barreled through the East Coast, leaving a wide path of destruction behind. The damage caused by Sandy continues with many homes still without power and infrastructure across the Northeast in disarray. Thankfully, the University was largely unharmed by the storm. Students staying on campus over the break were hardly inconvenienced, as several key facilities either remained open or reopened quickly. In recognition of the relative good fortune of the University, Princeton staff and students organized relief efforts. However, these volunteering events lacked proper direction. While we recognize the administration for its timely and effective response to Hurricane Sandy, we also believe the relief efforts could have been organized more thoughtfully and effectively.

Cartoon: Four more years

Cats and politics

There is a severe lack of original content when it comes to what I see being posted by my compatriots on social media. And after seeing the same old thing 15 or so times about Mitt Romney or Barack Obama, I’m completely apathetic.

Certificates at Princeton

Princeton is undoubtedly a cornucopia of high-achieving and impressive students. Some pursue certificates, others do not. Those that do not are no less impressive than those that do. I got caught up in a fabricated image of an academic hierarchy, a much too easy trap in which to fall as the year gets under way.

Ex post facto prediction

In writing this article I find myself in a unique position. It is due in to my editor before the election, will be edited during and published afterward.

In defense of hookups, not hookup culture

Hooking up is not for everyone. But for those of us who enjoy hookups as much as coffee dates, walks by Carnegie Lake and “Facebook official” relationships, it is perfectly possible to do it all successfully — but it requires honesty, thoughtfulness and communication about our romantic preferences.

Knights, damsels and queens

When someone is dating or having sex with a person, they are doing so with that person, not with that person’s entire gender.

Dear Mr. President-elect

Mr. President-elect, our problems are substantial, and the ideas you have put forth — along with those of your opponent — are far too small.

Cartoon: Things overheard at U. polling station

Today we decide

Gov. Mitt Romney speaks frequently of the contrast between his own governing philosophy and President Obama’s “trickle down government” worldview. What does he mean by this phrase?