1.Suspicious white powder accompanied by cryptic typed message, ‘You're walking on eggshells, Princeton University Print & Mail Services’ 2.
1.Procrasti-sex. 2. Procrasti-TeenWolf. 3. Procrasti-clean. 4.Procrasti-exercise. 5.Procrasti-callmom. 6.Procrasti-shave. 7.Procrasti-floss. 8.
The unprecedented length and sheer intensity of this winter have given rise to a widevariety of footwear selections — some perhaps more practical than others.
Some compare it to the constant screech of nails on a chalkboard. Others liken it to the thunderous cacophony of a construction worker’s drill.
1. Winked at 2. Brushed shoulders with 3. Gave a firm handshake to 4. Made timid eye contact with 5.
1. Career Services pursues a technology strategy inspired by eHarmony; Susan Patton expresses approval 2.
Wait, are those still a thing? Yes, yes they are. I, too, had the same doubts last week when I realized I had an assignment due in precept the next day, and I needed to at least glance at the readings to complete it.
1. Patton ’77 to release book in March; possible titles include:“Dr. Strangelady or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Patriarchy”2.
As the snow piles against my dorm entrance and my daily dance with the hellish black ice continues to provide endless entertainment for the squirrels, I dream of warmer weather, summer sunshine and shorts (really, all I want is to wear shorts). But alongside my dreams of relaxation comes my growing anxiety for the seemingly endless round of applications for internships.
1. dolphingirl23@hotmail.com 2. donteatheyellowsnow@yahoo.com 3. sk8rgurlnoth8rgurl@aol.com 4.
1. Princeton sophomore advances to second round of Jeopardy!, still receives B+ in HIS 361: The United States Since 1974 2.
1. McCosh Infirmary. 2. Fine Hall Tower. 3. LockHART. 4. The old Dinky station. 5.
Your nose aches.Your fingers are numb. You trudge quickly between buildings, hoping to limit your exposure to the outside world as much as possible, staring at your feet to keep from slipping on the icy paths, head bent into the bitter, vicious wind that scours your cheeks.
The wonderful thing about being a Princeton student is that January 1isn’t the kickoff day for the start of our new year.
1. NYC Mayor De Blasio drops groundhog on Groundhog Day, groundhog wreaks wintry vengeance on Northeast2.
1. Goldman interviews. 2. Implementation of full-time Wintersession. 3. J. Crew sale. 4.
1. Street says farewell to Street Editor Abigail Williams ’14 2. BREAKING: Williams ’14 resists removal, screaming "You can't take me alive, coppers!" 3.
1. SCORE precept enrollment tool streamlines scheduling with features such as "Precept Time: TBA," "Lab Section: TBA" 2.
For freshmen, it’s the dreaded unknown. For upperclassmen, it’s the all-too-well-known fear of the worst fate a bad draw time can bring you.
1. Your midterm. 2. The Articles of Confederation. 3. Toe socks. 4. Bluetooth earpieces. 5.
