1. U. repeals grade deflation; 2018-ers continue on in ignorant bliss 2. U. repeals grade deflation; 2016-ers and 2017-ers yik yak on loss of excuses 3.U.
1. Smiley face/Frowny face. 2. Swipe left/Swipe right. 3. Re-pin. 4. Retweet. 5.
1. Tower Club maintains façade of Bicker club, accepts 80 percent of fall bickerees 2. Yale leads Ivy League endowment growth, proves humanities kids pick better stocks than Economics majors 3.
1. From grace. 2. Tiger Inn basement. 3. Woody Woo Fountain. 4. Tow Path. 5.
1. Croquet mallet. 2. Suffix appended to last name. 3. Clydesdale Thoroughbred Cross. 4.
1. Class of 2015 president 2. Class of 2016 vice president 3. Class of 2016 social chair 4.
Returning to school after spring break is marked by a look toward Lawnparties, dreaded finals and the feeling that the academic year is coming to a close.
1.Get into Harvard Law. What, like it's hard? 2. Have a Gemini vegetarian chihuahua deliver the proposal. 3.
You feel a tepid blanket of morning light gently tickle the surface of your cracked, moistureless skin, and you shudder, vigorously, underneath your covers.
1. 'You may hear rumbling noise and feel the ground or floor of your building vibrate for one or two seconds,' U.
1. Five-degree rise in temperature. 2. Snow does not stick. 3. Less salt. 4.
1.Suspicious white powder accompanied by cryptic typed message, ‘You're walking on eggshells, Princeton University Print & Mail Services’ 2.
1.Procrasti-sex. 2. Procrasti-TeenWolf. 3. Procrasti-clean. 4.Procrasti-exercise. 5.Procrasti-callmom. 6.Procrasti-shave. 7.Procrasti-floss. 8.
The unprecedented length and sheer intensity of this winter have given rise to a widevariety of footwear selections — some perhaps more practical than others.
Some compare it to the constant screech of nails on a chalkboard. Others liken it to the thunderous cacophony of a construction worker’s drill.
1. Winked at 2. Brushed shoulders with 3. Gave a firm handshake to 4. Made timid eye contact with 5.
1. Career Services pursues a technology strategy inspired by eHarmony; Susan Patton expresses approval 2.
Wait, are those still a thing? Yes, yes they are. I, too, had the same doubts last week when I realized I had an assignment due in precept the next day, and I needed to at least glance at the readings to complete it.
1. Patton ’77 to release book in March; possible titles include:“Dr. Strangelady or: How I Learned to Stop Thinking and Love the Patriarchy”2.
As the snow piles against my dorm entrance and my daily dance with the hellish black ice continues to provide endless entertainment for the squirrels, I dream of warmer weather, summer sunshine and shorts (really, all I want is to wear shorts). But alongside my dreams of relaxation comes my growing anxiety for the seemingly endless round of applications for internships.
