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U. professors work on NASA spaceship to send Matthew McConaughey to an interstellar, fourth-dimensional bookshelf Doudna discusses science of gene-editing, splicing and copywriting for 3D printing known as 'life' Breaking: Forbes College experiences flooding due to heavy storm and proximity to Florida, where hurricanes are from NJ Gov.

HUMOR | 03/02/2016

Top Ten: Valentine's Day activities

Top Ten: Valentine's Day activities

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Eat all the chocolate your mom sent you. 2.Read a stupid E-card your great aunt sent you. 3.

HUMOR | 02/17/2016

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Potential NJ Transit strike to interfere with Spring Break travel, not the first time NJ Transit has let us down PPPL researchers receive grant to use supercomputer, don't receive permission to make Skynet self-aware Student-faculty relationships to be prohibited under new U.

HUMOR | 02/17/2016

In Defense of: No Snow Days

Danielle Taylor

We thought winter would never come. But then it did. This Intersession, winter came with a vengeance — and serendipitously, there was not a snow day in sight.The forecast for Winter Storm Jonas was announced during the last week of fall finals, alerting students to the first heavy snow of the school year and forcing Floridians, such as myself, to quickly book flights back home before the storm arrived.

HUMOR | 02/03/2016

Top Ten: Intersession Activities

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Snowed in. 2. Netflix and "chill" — with snow. 3.Snow shoveling. 4.Watching "The Shining" on Netflix, becoming paranoid. 5.

HUMOR | 02/03/2016

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Third Wintersession offers many classes to students, "Jonas: The IMAX 4D Winter Experience" among them Updated: Snowstorm strikes campus the one week without school Historical Society of Princeton opens farm, reenacts historic Princeton agri-"culture" Princeton town to make Unicycle Master Plan with Schwinn input USG to initiate hoverboard share program, work on telling fewer Nickelback jokes for Lawnparties First round sign-in ends, ICC not releasing numbers but the truth is out there

HUMOR | 02/03/2016

A Princetonian’s letter to Santa Claus

A Princetonian’s letter to Santa Claus

Danielle Taylor

Dear Santa, Listen, Nick, we both know I have not exactly earned a spot on the Nice List this year.

HUMOR | 12/16/2015

Top Ten: The Princeton Song

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Nomad Pizza roasting on an open fire 2. Jeff Nunokawa nipping at your nose 3. Yuletide carols being sung by Tigertones 4.

HUMOR | 12/16/2015

Headliners & Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Princeton files plan for 446 units of affordable housing, wait, something will be affordable in Princeton? USG discusses ways to decrease student voter apathy during elections U.

HUMOR | 12/16/2015

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Daily Princetonian Staff

Tilghman to join nefarious-sounding but equally prestigious-sounding Harvard Corporation U.

HUMOR | 12/09/2015

Top Ten: Thoughts on Winter Formals

Daily Princetonian Staff

It’s “winter.” So dress “warmly.” Like that ice sculpture will melt.

HUMOR | 12/09/2015

Top Ten: Applications you should've started earlier

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. IIP 2. PICS 3. The class that goes to Havana 4. The class that goes to Peru 5.

HUMOR | 12/02/2015

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Through Arts and Transit Project,Fenwick Hospitality Group expands restaurant empire’s territorial possessions Post office relocated to 259 Nassau amid debate, old location eyed for restaurant development ... hmm N.J.

HUMOR | 12/02/2015

Top Ten: Things to be thankful for

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. It's still pretty warm outside.2. More-secular-than-usual Starbucks cups.3.

HUMOR | 11/18/2015

Headliners & Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

U. sees rise in height of international graduate students Café, restaurant to open next year alongside forthcoming concrete monolith for the arts Admission office sees 9.4 percent increase in early action applications; the vengeful U.S.

HUMOR | 11/18/2015

Top Ten: Orange and Black Ball Considerations

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. “Casino Royale” is better than “Spectre” 2. But “Skyfall” is the best 3.

HUMOR | 11/11/2015

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

Cruz ’92 proposes dissolution of IRS at presidential debate, proposes annual tribute of insincere folksiness instead Whig-Clio Tiger statues vandalized yet again, as sacred guardians of Cannon Green, the Tigers demand sacrifice in retribution Trick-or-Feed raises $7,601, collects 760 non-perishable items, and 76 slightly creased Ivy passes on Princetoween UMatter, TigerTransit to provide nighttime weekend bus service, with a monorail in the pipeline Analysis shows Frist, Murray-Dodge most popular places for free food distribution; proves that learning R was good for something Princeton Neuroscience Network approved as official, 24/7 neuro service dedicated to finding missing or malfunctioning brains

HUMOR | 11/11/2015

Headliners and Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

13 incidences of hand, foot and mouth disease diagnosed on campus; Meningitis B supposedly overcome, the medieval plague begins anewNeither News nor Notes: Princeton ranked best college town of 2015, according to company no one has ever heard ofMost students comfortable with new rifle policy; calls for Red Ryder carbine-action BB gun this ChristmasAvalonBay construction halted due to on-site contamination; Hand, foot and mouth disease unearthedNJ Transit begins #RudeZone campaign; all rude passengers required to self-segregate from general populationLocal radio station WPRB celebrates 75th anniversary; quietly playing hipster music for old people since 1940

HUMOR | 10/21/2015

Top Ten: Reasons to visit the Writing Center

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. R1 is due. 2. R2 is due. 3. First assignment for “Practical Ethics.” 4.

HUMOR | 10/14/2015

Headliners & Headshakers

Daily Princetonian Staff

1. Volcker ’49 cleans out basement, donates public service papers to U. 2. U. endowment returns 12.7 percent, up to $22.7B; U.

HUMOR | 10/07/2015

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