SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: As part of the gift from Marlboro, RCAs will now be providing packs of cigarettes in their condom and candy bags.
SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”
SATIRE: “It was fun following football for the last few weeks,” said Matt Diplo ’22. “But now I can get back to spending my Saturdays doing something that has a real impact the world — roleplaying Norway in Model UN.”
SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: The new publication will allow students to publish whatever word vomit they churn out, whenever they want, with absolutely no editorial oversight.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “Well, if you don’t flush them, we’re gonna have to at the end of the week, anyway,” ‘Prince’ Editor-in-Chief Emma Treadway said.
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: “It’s just a cube made of brick,” the chief architect told the ‘Prints.’
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: The only rule is that there are no rules.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
SATIRE: A leaked internal memo shows Princeton’s plans for spending the new cash.
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
SATIRE: “Princeton announced that any applicant with double-legacy status will receive ‘double admission’ — the option of bringing a plus one to Princeton.”
SATIRE: For those wishing to join McCosh, the club has announced that bicker starts in early January.
SATIRE: For those wishing to join McCosh, the club has announced that bicker starts in early January.
SATIRE: “They simply dodge when we try to step on them,“ said STOMP president Eistud Yebugs ’25.
SATIRE: “They simply dodge when we try to step on them,“ said STOMP president Eistud Yebugs ’25.
