This cartoon is part of The Daily Princetonian’s annual joke issue, which you can find in full here. Don’t believe everything you read on the Internet!
Staples of the Princeton experience are being discontinued or sold due in response to half of the endowment getting tanked by the hawk tuah coin ($HAWK) value crash.
You can never be truly lost on this campus; it only takes looking up and meeting the gaze of Fine Hall, which looms above like the North Star, to find your way.
You can never be truly lost on this campus; it only takes looking up and meeting the gaze of Fine Hall, which looms above like the North Star, to find your way.