1. “Casino Royale” is better than “Spectre”
2. But “Skyfall” is the best
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3. Yet there will be donuts
4. In a James Bond-themed dance
5. I’m confused
6. Live music, free food
7. But James Bond and donuts
8. Also, Sam Smith sucks
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9. They better play Adele, (hello)
10. When the sky falls, we’ll stand together

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