1.Grabbing a meal sometime.
2. Peeing out windows in the Slums.
3. Leaving tailgates to study.
4. "... and sluts" theme nights.
5. Putting pants on one leg at a time.
6. Spending thousands of dollars at the Wa.
7. Consuming thousands of calories at the Wa.
8. Creating the nickname "the Wa" that never took off in the greater tri-state area.
9. Drunkenly destroying property.
10. Bicker.
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The complex was originally discovered by an on-campus team headed by Professor Sigmund Fraud, recently dubbed “most in need of getting laid” by a campus-wide student survey. The complex is characterized by an unusual attraction to the parent of the opposite sex and a very normal hatred of the parent of the same sex.
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