1. Career Services pursues a technology strategy inspired by eHarmony; Susan Patton expresses approval
2. Students in HUM sequence drop citing difficulty of the course load; deserters flock to engineering
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3. Printers, Blackboard experience temporary outages; student requests for multi-day extensions proliferate
4. Princeton sophomore wins Jeopardy!, still receives B+ in HIS 361: The United States Since 1974
5. Oz ’08 speaks of serendipitous career path, does not mention influence of wildly well-connected father
6. Princeton grads create fecal bank, somehow still less full of shit than Goldman, Merrill Lynch
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