1. SCORE precept enrollment tool streamlines scheduling with features such as "Precept Time: TBA," "Lab Section: TBA"
2. Harvard Dean Jay M. Harris admits most frequently awarded grade is A; Nancy Malkiel stabs Harris voodoo doll and cackles
3. Triangle Club Accountant Thomas Muza charged with embezzling over $100,000; Muza shows zero gravitas
4. "Students say Arts and Transit Neighborhood causes some inconvenience" and other understatements of the century
5. Backhoe strikes high-pressure gas line Monday morning, causing rupture; students Google what "backhoe" means
6. Unpublished J.D. Salinger story leaked illegally online; suspects include "phonies"
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Princeton Zoning Board of Adjustment approves renovations to Tower and Charter Clubs
Sena Chang and Isaac BernsteinOn March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
On March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
Princeton won’t divest from Israel if you won’t
Roberto Sampaio“I find it hard to make decisions too,” Arthur Patterson ’27 said. “What if I say I want to study at Firestone, but all my friends secretly wanted to study in Frist and didn’t tell me as a test. Now they all hate me. This has happened before. With three different friend groups.”
Princeton should play its Trump card and DOGE the funding attacks
Tarun IyengarWe have the chance to create a valuable partnership with the powers that be and avoid the fate of some of our more naïve friends across the Ivy League. Nevertheless, it will require us to do more than just remove the DEI from our motto “Dei sub numine viget”. Using the following steps below, we can ensure Old Nassau lives as long as those 300 year old geezers who are still collecting Social Security checks.
We have the chance to create a valuable partnership with the powers that be and avoid the fate of some of our more naïve friends across the Ivy League. Nevertheless, it will require us to do more than just remove the DEI from our motto “Dei sub numine viget”. Using the following steps below, we can ensure Old Nassau lives as long as those 300 year old geezers who are still collecting Social Security checks.