1. SCORE precept enrollment tool streamlines scheduling with features such as "Precept Time: TBA," "Lab Section: TBA"
2. Harvard Dean Jay M. Harris admits most frequently awarded grade is A; Nancy Malkiel stabs Harris voodoo doll and cackles
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3. Triangle Club Accountant Thomas Muza charged with embezzling over $100,000; Muza shows zero gravitas
4. "Students say Arts and Transit Neighborhood causes some inconvenience" and other understatements of the century
5. Backhoe strikes high-pressure gas line Monday morning, causing rupture; students Google what "backhoe" means
6. Unpublished J.D. Salinger story leaked illegally online; suspects include "phonies"
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