1. Bonfire will not burn John Harvard in effigy, because cults and paganism and blah blah political correctness blah
2. Male allegedly exposes himself in three places on campus Tuesday; evidence of growing boldness in towpath nudist colony
3. Footnotes to compete on NBC's "The Sing-Off"; will teleport to 1999 to meet Nick Lachey, Jewel & Boyz II Men when they were relevant
4. USG Senate votes to allow Ogle '15 to run for president against Jackson '15, because paperwork is sooo vice-presidential
5. Chris Christie cavorts with Triangle cheerleaders at Saturday's football game; Michele Bachmann prays away the drag
6. Meningitis Outbreak: Princeton hasn't received this much media attention since Susan Patton '77 broke feminism
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The Brospect Reviews: Lawnparties
Sophia Varughese and Tarun IyengarAfter this extra ass semester, every bro on this campus needed a goated excuse to get tanked. Luckily for us, this year’s Lawnparties were peak bussin. Follow me, Jim Antonic, a.k.a. The Brommander in Chief, with squad through this past Sunday’s bash.
Professor suggests his own book as Class of 2030 Pre-read
Nicolas RohouAfter the recent announcement of the Class of 2029 Pre-read selection, anthropology professor Colin Huver has expressed interest in getting his book, “The Crimson Throne of Glass Houses and Forbidden Fire” named as the Class of 2030 Pre-read.
After the recent announcement of the Class of 2029 Pre-read selection, anthropology professor Colin Huver has expressed interest in getting his book, “The Crimson Throne of Glass Houses and Forbidden Fire” named as the Class of 2030 Pre-read.
University Art Museum announces ‘Halloweekend Rave’ as opening exhibit
Francesca VolkemaIn light of campus-wide discontent with the museum’s prison-like exterior, the University has chosen to incorporate students into the opening. The museum plans to host a Halloween-themed rave lasting 24 hours and featuring artists TI Capone and GruberM$neyHustla.
In light of campus-wide discontent with the museum’s prison-like exterior, the University has chosen to incorporate students into the opening. The museum plans to host a Halloween-themed rave lasting 24 hours and featuring artists TI Capone and GruberM$neyHustla.