1. Bonfire will not burn John Harvard in effigy, because cults and paganism and blah blah political correctness blah
2. Male allegedly exposes himself in three places on campus Tuesday; evidence of growing boldness in towpath nudist colony
3. Footnotes to compete on NBC's "The Sing-Off"; will teleport to 1999 to meet Nick Lachey, Jewel & Boyz II Men when they were relevant
4. USG Senate votes to allow Ogle '15 to run for president against Jackson '15, because paperwork is sooo vice-presidential
5. Chris Christie cavorts with Triangle cheerleaders at Saturday's football game; Michele Bachmann prays away the drag
6. Meningitis Outbreak: Princeton hasn't received this much media attention since Susan Patton '77 broke feminism
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Princeton Zoning Board of Adjustment approves renovations to Tower and Charter Clubs
Sena Chang and Isaac BernsteinOn March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
On March 27, the Municipality of Princeton’s Zoning Board of Adjustment approved construction developments for Tower Club and Charter Club. Renovations for both clubs are aimed towards improving accessibility.
Princeton won’t divest from Israel if you won’t
Roberto Sampaio“I find it hard to make decisions too,” Arthur Patterson ’27 said. “What if I say I want to study at Firestone, but all my friends secretly wanted to study in Frist and didn’t tell me as a test. Now they all hate me. This has happened before. With three different friend groups.”
Princeton should play its Trump card and DOGE the funding attacks
Tarun IyengarWe have the chance to create a valuable partnership with the powers that be and avoid the fate of some of our more naïve friends across the Ivy League. Nevertheless, it will require us to do more than just remove the DEI from our motto “Dei sub numine viget”. Using the following steps below, we can ensure Old Nassau lives as long as those 300 year old geezers who are still collecting Social Security checks.
We have the chance to create a valuable partnership with the powers that be and avoid the fate of some of our more naïve friends across the Ivy League. Nevertheless, it will require us to do more than just remove the DEI from our motto “Dei sub numine viget”. Using the following steps below, we can ensure Old Nassau lives as long as those 300 year old geezers who are still collecting Social Security checks.