1. Temporary supports deemed unnecessary for Dinky canopy prior to collapse, boding well for structural integrity of A&T Neighborhood
2. Town of Princeton calls off coyote-culling efforts; lets bears roam streets at will
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3. University hires huge law firm to represent it in tax challenge case, because paying out the ass to not pay taxes is always preferable to paying taxes
4. Astrophysical sciences major Tomer Yavetz '14 offers complex explanation as to why satellites stay in orbit; humanities students remain unemployable
5. University will test emergency notification systems to prepare for next hammer-and-chisel strike
6. University cosponsors study showing unethical students feel heavier, which is an issue that definitely needed delving into
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