1) “Hey, have you heard about the Harvard cheating scandal?”
2) “Grade deflation, grade deflation, grade deflation.”
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3) “C stands for Congratulations!”
4) “SOC 101 is the hardest class at Princeton, you wouldn’t understand.”
5) “I was just helping the curve.”
6) “I’m a senior and I already have a job.”
7) “Facebook gave me ADD.”
8) “I had gastro, mono and strep.”
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9) “I stayed up way too late studying on Thursday nights.”
10) “I thought I was P/D/Fing...?”
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