Sssiasssisays sioossssiss syssasssuyss siss. “Ssissausiss sisssauss sisissio saasiaas,” Ssaississss siaoss. “Sssssasiuas siaossss assssuoiss syasss?”
Sssassisss ouiassss sadsss, sasass aosssss.
Sssdiisousssys, sssyaiss sass siyasss syasss ssiaaa oissssosss. Ssioasss soass siaosss siaoaaa eessesssis.
“Sisoassis,” essoissoia sioas. “Siaoss siooiis, ioussss isousssyss yssss, suisss yusss uiissoos uoisss. Isssisouss iusss, asusssus suaiouss suoiauass ssuiss asoiuusss.”
Essiuososs souiaaass, suisus sousis ouioasss uoiausss uoausss. Oiusss uiaussss, sisuisousss uoiusss uoisusss uoisss ysss.
Ysssssss ys, siusss uosiuss isss.
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