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Hi Princeton! Remember me? I’m actually one of the oldest trees on campus, twin American sycamores standing in front of Maclean House, dating back to the colonial era. The pair, also known as buttonwoods, were reportedly planted … (click here to return to article)

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Posted by Will Scharf ’08 at 2:34 a.m.

I am so lonely at Harvard. Nobody knows my name. I’m so alone …

Posted by P10p10p10 at 3:37 a.m.

WHOA. I cannot BELIEVE the prince would publish this. ANYONE WITH ANY KIND OF DECENCY, MORALS, AND CONSCIENCE SHOULD BE ASHAMED IF THEY HAD ANYTHING TO DO WITH THIS ARTICLE. The daily prince sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by FED UP at 4:15 a.m.

It fill that ISRAEL with the held of them in washington are planting seeds that in years to come israel will have to harvest. GENOCIDE is israel battle cry. as in 1967 were thier intention when they attacked the USS LIBERTY, ON THAT A CREW MEMBER PUT UP A USA FLAG THAT DAM NEAR COVER THE SHIP. 34 usa sailors were killed, and LB JOHNSON and to this day the USA as them in washington let it slide. An ex PM of israel MR SHRON said (ISRAEL RUNS THE UNITED STATES AND THEY KNOW IT.)

Posted by Marvin L Foushee at 5:56 a.m.

Imagine reverse nipples on a trinity cross and an hen on the roof of your church’s N E S W weather vane.

Posted by Marvin L Foushee at 5:57 a.m.

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Have I mentioned that I’m batshit fucking crazy? The JEW KLUX KLAN is behind everything.

Posted by Penis at 7:43 AM

bush is a penis face and i hate all of you

Posted by Azrael at THE APOCALYPSE

“PAPER! PAPER! READ ALL ABOUT IT. MANKIND ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE!”

All vehicles of life will cease to exist shortly after the smoke clears. Those few souls who have succeeded will continue their work off-world, or in the deeper cosmos, as intended by celestial design. Fulfilling your purpose for being here in terms of cosmic destiny hangs in the balance on what you decide. Failing that purpose, other than being a monumental tragedy, amounts to a disastrous waste of time and heart-breaking effort.

Posted by Will Scharf ’08 at 9:12 a.m.

No, seriously, does nobody remember me? Hello, I was kind of a big deal. Now I’m just sitting in my dorm room in the dark, a dark that mirrors the hole law school has dug into my soul.

Posted by Proud WASP at 9:16 a.m.

“Judaic studies is somewhat close to Muslim studies.” I know, they both have weird baby mutilating rituals.

Posted by Stupid Freshman at 9:25 a.m.

Based on my four months on campus, it’s 100% obvious to everybody other than the ‘Prince’ that there is no reason for having trees on campus in general. Princeton would definitely be better served by removing all greenery from the grounds.

Posted by Annoyed Senior at 9:27 a.m.

You, sir, are a fucking retard, just shut up. By the time you’re a senior you’ll understand why we have trees.

Posted by An Asshole at 9:48 a.m.

Dear writer of this stupid article. You’re a moron. You’re an excessively naive moron. Get a life

Posted by A Redneck at 10:12 a.m.

I heard the PUB had 80 members when they started their stroll. Only 40 returned. Better contact the Red Cross to make sure the other 40 are being treated fairly under the Geneva Convention. Put them all in one cell so as not deny their opportunity for gay sex.

Posted by International Man of Mystery David Goldfarb at 10:57 a.m.

I think it’s absurd that these trees think that just because they’re the oldest ones on campus they deserve immunity for their crimes against humanity. Did they think we wouldn’t arrest them for serving alcohol to minors just because they’re not sentient? The drunk people passed out underneath their leaves, therefore making the trees legally responsible for the kids. O yeah, and: fuck the clubs. I should really get back to my job ...

Posted by Heartless Members of Ivy at 11:34 a.m.

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*OK a few, but not that many — you’d be surprised!