Note: These are all real letters sent to the 'Prince' during the 131st board. Seriously. These people exist.
Clubs should serve green drinks
Regarding 'Organization pushes for more eco-friendly cups' (Thursday, October 18, 2007):
I have a suggestion for the eating clubs if they are truly concerned about Greening Princeton. How about cutting down on beer, whisky, vodka and tequila consumption and in their stead sponsor Stinger and Grasshopper parties. Those drinks are made with green creme de menthe, are flavorful, enjoyed especially by ladies, and are visibly green...if served in plastic cups. Michael Scharf '64 professional letter-writer
He pleased himself?
Regarding 'Nava '09 admits to fabricating assault, threatening emails' (Friday, December 14, 2007):
A form of self-abuse or masturbation? Unsigned
Woe is me, I is woe
My life's been pretty dull these days. Not much on my mind recently. My mind is like a fog, but shrug. I haven't been up to anything today, but oh well. I haven't gotten much done lately. Ass Munchers
Better to blame Canada, yet again
Regarding 'Bomb Iceland instead of Iran' (Monday, April 9, 2007):
For God's sake don't bomb Iceland (where I was born and raised)! When I first heard rumors of the plans to invade Iraq, I tried hard to convince people that we should invade Canada instead. They are much closer. They have lots of oil! They have gold! They have diamonds! They speak the language! Let's invade Canada — leave Iceland alone!! Borg Sveinsson
Please bomb Iceland
Regarding 'Bomb Iceland instead of Iran' (Monday, April 9, 2007):
I heartily agree. Speaking as an Icelander, I see that this course of action would do nothing but benefit all of humankind, especially the super-rich, which as you know, are God's reason for populating this planet in the first place. Unsigned
He got the joke
Regarding 'Bomb Iceland instead of Iran' (Monday, April 9, 2007):
IF YOU STUPID FUCKS THINK YOU WILL BOMB ICELAND THEN THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOUR HEAD YOU TWISTED FREAKS , THIS IS THE MOST PEACEFULL NATION IN THE WORLD (besides the teenagers) !!! Valdimar
Babysitters over 16 can be pedos
Babysitters younger than 16 years should be forbidden. JenifferPublic Service Announcement
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Why can’t lecturers win the President’s Award for Distinguished Teaching?
Jerry ZhuLet’s acknowledge those who make “boutique teaching” possible, those who work tirelessly to make our rigorous curricula more accessible, and those who dedicate their time to advising and guiding us through all the challenges we face at this University. Lecturers should be eligible for the President’s Award for Distinguished Teaching.
Let’s acknowledge those who make “boutique teaching” possible, those who work tirelessly to make our rigorous curricula more accessible, and those who dedicate their time to advising and guiding us through all the challenges we face at this University. Lecturers should be eligible for the President’s Award for Distinguished Teaching.
Princeton’s administration of justice is Trumpian
Frances BroganThe disparity between the University’s approach to Giberson and its approach to pro-Palestinian protestors reflects a concerning trend of appeasing an increasingly emboldened right rather than resisting the threat it poses to academic freedom and the wellbeing of Princeton students.
Secular Opening Exercises? Don’t throw out the baby with the bath water
Frank StrasburgerThe secular makes no room for the spiritual. What Opening Exercises are meant to convey is the spirit of the institution so that it may be kept alive from generation to generation.
The secular makes no room for the spiritual. What Opening Exercises are meant to convey is the spirit of the institution so that it may be kept alive from generation to generation.
