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Top Ten Lawnparties Accessories

1. Croquet mallet.

2. Suffix appended to last name.

3. Clydesdale Thoroughbred Cross.

4. Chest hair.

5. SPF 30+.

6. Ivy’s Tiffany necklace.

7. Next semester’s Ivy passbook.

8. Waxed moustache.

9. Freshly waxed Barbour.

10. Wine bra.

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