Seth Merkin Morokoff

Associate Street Editor

October 16, 2014

Headliners and Headshakers

1. USG undertakes counter-Yik Yak initiatives; flies to DC for counterinsurgency training from CIA. 2. Princeton students deemed undatable; Princeton mom clarifies that the men are catches, only women should worry. 3. Sally Frank discusses gender politics of eating clubs; TI responds, “Frankly, my dear, we don’t give a damn.” … Read More

October 2, 2014

Headliners and Headshakers

1. Tower Club maintains façade of Bicker club, accepts 80 percent of fall bickerees 2. Yale leads Ivy League endowment growth, proves humanities kids pick better stocks than Economics majors 3. U.S. government threatens to cut U. funding; U. reforms sexual assault policy 4. Breaking: The Daily Princetonian’s website crashes … Read More

September 18, 2014

Sorority Recruitment: An Outsider’s Field Guide

The rumors are true: Theta recruits out of McCosh. Waking up in a sterile infirmary room to the sound of a rolling breakfast cart stocked with Gatorade and Rice Krispies next to an upperclassman may be your ticket into the sorority. In an ideal scenario, she will have lost her … Read More

September 10, 2014

Terrace Club: Break Science; Teebs

Break Science Teebs Terrace Club Opening up for Break Science is wonky trance artist Teebs. Straight out of Chino Hills, Calif., Teebs will bring a dreamy, SoCal vibe perfect for basking in the lawn of Terrace. Break Science begs quite a few questions, primarily stemming from … Read More

September 10, 2014

Tiger Inn: Kevin MaC

Kevin MaC Tiger Inn Get ready to welcome Kevin MaC back to campus, a veteran Lawnparties act and occasional Sunday Funday performer. The country crooners claim to have coined the term “southern swag” to describe his sound, and his promotional video features slow-motion cuts of most of your … Read More

September 10, 2014

Cottage Club: Shot of Southern

Shot of Southern Cottage Club Catering to the strong Pennsyltucky country music market, Shot of Southern will venture out of Philadelphia to grace Lawnparties with a bit of their southern comfort. While pregaming with shots of the lower-end whiskey might not go down smoothly, this cover band’s take … Read More

May 30, 2014

Headliners and Headshakers

Alumni panel revisits question of women having it all; definitive answer yet to be reached Flo Rida performs at 25th, sparks much discussion of early retirement in Florida, little of recent rap Eisgruber ’83 addresses alumni: “If you haven’t vomited yet, don’t consider yourself a true Princetonian” As demanding alumni … Read More

May 3, 2014

Lawnparties: Cannon Club Student Performances

This weekend, Cannon will feature not one, but two, student performers to hype up the crowd before Travis Porter takes the stage to drag some indecently preppy Lawnparties-goers down into a bawdy bump-and-grind with some dirty rap from down South. John Wolfe ’14 and Elijah Mitchell ’14 will share the … Read More